After Tommy killed everyone in court he then rode his cock to freedom. He flew over a building yelling "OH HAI MARK!" For Mark was on top of the building. He then went to the critics office who gave the crap reviews and he got his cock to breathe fire on them. He then went on a hunt for the man who took Lisa away who was protected by the FBI and the WWE (don't ask why). He landed his cock outside Area 51 and used his supersonic 'noice' to down the door. He then got his chauffeur to drive his Cadillac limo into the military base.
He was then shot at and his limo caught fire. He then said goodbye to Michael Rosen who was the chauffeur and didn't save him for he had herpes and was gay. He then ran up after Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson and kicked him in the balls. He then broke John Cena's neck and stole a SWAT truck.
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Cocks (featuring Tommy Wiseau)
ActionThis is a book about an evil COCKROACH (not a dick) it's basically got nothing about a cockroach but he makes an appearance every now and then.
