Cocks (featuring Tommy Wiseau)

"OH HAI MARK"

Tommy put his foot down in the truck. He then started ranting "I DID NOT HIT LISA. ITS NOT TRUE. ITS BULLSHIT" He then said "OH HAI MARK" for Mark was in the back of the truck. "Why does everything say that" Mark said in outrage. They drove in silence for a while. The only noise was the sound of Mark chewing his Reece's cups that he stole from a corner shop.

Eventually they stopped at a school for a pee break. While they were peeing Mark decided he had been made fun of too many times. "I've been made fun of too many times" he said while unzipping his bag. He pulled out a glock 19 and a bluetooth speaker which was conveniently playing pumped up kicks. "NAT SO FAST MARK!" Tommy said as he pulled out a M16 and fired like a kid who got his Kahoot! name banned. Mark fell down like a kid who got his Kahoot! name banned shot him and Tommy took his glock "I HAZE ZE GUN OF ZE ALMIGHTY MARK" he yelled. He then ran into the special ed class and interrupted cars 2. He immediately regretted it as all the special kids started raping Tommy. He then ran to his swat van as the school came after him carrying RPGs and mini guns (which weren't as mini as Tommy thought). As he tried to start the engine he realised that the van was out of fuel. He then jumped out of the van and was ambushed by the school kids (but he didn't die as he committed suicide in his last movie and he is still alive in this story) he whistled for his cock and it came and killed all the little brats. He then rode his cock to the Team 10 mansion and stole Jake Paul's Lamborghini...