George Bush sat in his ranch in Arizona. Kanye West and Mathew McConaughey sat on there Lincoln time machine thing. Suddenly a roar came through and Tommy Wiseau came roaring through the field in his lambo firing bullets from his M16 and knocking over horses. "ZI AM HERE FOR ZE FORMER PRESIDENT HEDGE."
"It's Bush dumbo." Said Bush.
"OH WAHT EVER MR TREE."
"Bush." Said Bush under his breath."
"K mr president. I knead u to set off the big bomb that goes boom and sets off toxic gas when it hits the ground and will end North Korea.
"Ok," Said Bush. "If you take me to Disneyland California.
"But Walt Disney world Florida is betta." Said Tommy.
"Oh Neil." Said Bush.
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Cocks (featuring Tommy Wiseau)
AksiThis is a book about an evil COCKROACH (not a dick) it's basically got nothing about a cockroach but he makes an appearance every now and then.
