Percy and Jason remained in the sky with Jason's hand firmly grasping Percy's behind. "OH MY GOODNESS GOLLY GOSH!!!" exclaimed Percy as Jesus descended from the heavens on a rainbow screaming, "GRASP THOSE GLUTES! YASSSS! GLUTES 4-EVAHHH!!!!!" Percy, startled, fell from Jason's arms. Jason panicked, but luckily, his hands were grasping Percy's glutes so firmly that the didn't fall. "WHAT THE HEKLEY-DEE-DO!!! ARE YOU JESUSSS!!!" Percy exclaimed. " Yeah dude," Jesus responded, "Wanna smoke some weed?" Percy then woke up, He had fainted in Jason's arms after his big strong hands grasped his glutes. "Jesus smokes weed...." Percy said trailing off. He then fainted again, the sensation of Jason grasping his glutes was just too much for him.
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The Glutes Fic | ✔️
FanfictionPercy falls off the rock wall and jason is the only one who can save him. What happens next may shock you! • • • *very short and purposely written badly*
