You were looking at the sky, when you get an idea. You ask "Hey Ash, would you like to watch the clouds and point out the weird shapes we see." To which he replies "Sure why not."
You point to a random cloud. "Look there's a crocodile! That's weird, the sky isn't a place for a crocodile to be!" You and Ash keep naming random shapes you see. You find a turtle, a dog and a chair!
While Ash finds a 69 cloud, a pair of boobs and a dick in the sky. You shake your head. Only Ash would find them! "Ash, how did you find those, out of everything else in the sky?" You ask.
"Oh darling, I didn't find them, they found me!"You smile as you cuddle up to your gorgeous boyfriend. You both fall asleep with smiles on your faces that night. Not realising at the time, that you fell asleep in the garden.