Some guy from Miami called me and asked, "Are you taking drugs?"
I was just like "UMMMMMMMM, NOOOO"
He's voice went low and he said, "don't." And then hung up.
I swear, I bursted out laughing. He had a filipino accent as well. God, people are weird. He also said, "Hi, I'm Spencer." Then I said hi, then he said, "My name is David," I was like
EXCUSE ME MY GOOD MAN?