I cannot believe this.
This is not at all what I expected.
I've been through a lot in my life - and I always figured that things would never get better, and there was many more things I had to face.
I'm stunned. I feel rather cheated.
This is so messed up.
I've sacrificed every inch of my life for others. I've experienced heartbreak. I've never know my own personal happiness. I've endured verbal abuse. I've endured the suffering that comes with loneliness. I've had been hospitalized due to various bouts of brochitis, each case more painful than the next.
I've had a heart life.
I've endured a rotten, fruitless love - a love I thought for sure would kill me.
But it was a silly accident with a banana peel and a flight of stairs nearby that finally did me in.
I was the victim of a practical joke meant for someone else.
...
Fuck my life. Literally.
Fuck.
My.
Life.
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Meet Me Halfway
HumorWelcome to the "Hub" - the place where newly departed souls reside while their eternal fate is being judged. Audrey was a bitter, hard-hearted school nurse until she slipped on a banana peel and took a tumble down the stairs. She was never ever ha...
