*fox news song plays*
Veronica: Good morning Westerburg I'm your host, Veronica Sawyer. Here's today's story:
Local Idiot Gets Shot
I'll get back to you on that but now, Heather With The Weather!
Heather M: Thanks Ronnie! Alright. It's cold. I almost got blown away today! Hah,,,hehhhhh,, anyway. Tomorrow it will be sunny and windy and it MIGHT snow. I'm not sure. But it might. Back to you Veronica!
Veronica: Uh huh so this guy, he was going to blow up our school so I shot him. But he's still alive...after getting shot at least. The whole event really...BLEW UP!
Martha: *loud laughing from behind the camera*
Heather D: Veronica I told you we don't have time for jokes!
Veronica: Heather this whole segment is a joke. Anyways long story short, the guy blew himself up with the bomb he was gonna use to blow up the school.
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The Crack Adventures of Veronica and JD
FanfictionMost of this isn't cannon but, 7th grade Veronica and JD right here. Uh update they're 8th graders now because it's been over a year since this book started!
