Veronica: So JD is finally planning his descent from the closet,
JD, from the distance: DO WE HAVE TAPE MEASURES WHAT SIZE IS MY CHEST
Veronica: He has no clue what he's doing and there's a 70% chance this will crash and burn.
JD, getting closer: DOES THE BIG T COME IN PILLS
Veronica: I DON'T KNOW
JD: TV makes it look so easy
Veronica: I'm slightly concerned that you depend on TV for guidance
JD: Well it's not like my dad would teach me how to build a bomb
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The Crack Adventures of Veronica and JD
FanfictionMost of this isn't cannon but, 7th grade Veronica and JD right here. Uh update they're 8th graders now because it's been over a year since this book started!
