Dead Gay Son: My son is gay and so am I.
Freeze Your Brain: I use slushies to distract me from my cRiPpLiNg DePrEsSiOn
Big Fun: Fuck shit up and ruin lives
Dead Girl Walking: fUCK ME
The Me Inside of Me: She's dead so let's use this opportunity to make ourselves look good
Our Love is God: yOU SHOT MY BEST FRIEND YOU DICK
Shine a Light: Hippie Dippie shit
Kindergarten Boyfriend: *loud sobbing* naptime just got dangerous
Yo Girl: Run girl ru-oH GOD HE'S HERE
Dead Girl Walking Reprise: Got no time to talk gotta stop an hot idiot from blowing up the school
I am Damaged: Suicide Bombing pt.2: Go on Without Me ft. JD
Seventeen Reprise: Let's just....be kids....p l e a se
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The Crack Adventures of Veronica and JD
FanfictionMost of this isn't cannon but, 7th grade Veronica and JD right here. Uh update they're 8th graders now because it's been over a year since this book started!
