Chapter 1: The Pea Away from Home

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I was one of the Peashooter who fought in the frontline of defence when Dr. Zomboss attacked Suburbia with his armies of zombies and his huge, big and enormous robot. When everyone started running I buried myself to protect myself. I think I stayed there only one day and when I got out, half of the city was changed, everywhere were zombies walking around and every house aws changed and... mechanized.In the second I got out a somekind of robot mailbox started to scream and alarmed every zombies around. Then i head a familiar voice, it was the voice of Crazy Dave, he was saying to me to go to the big wall, where the big bad zombie was waiting for me annnd, I did so. When i got to the gate, Crazy Dave unleashed the Bigger Better Butter on the zombies so i could get through and he could get me. I have waited for him at the crossroads with green smoke but he couldn't bee seen anywhere and the zombies were aproachin and then, from nowhere, he hit all the zombies with his van like a wall-nut in bawling night. I got in his car and he drove away, to the Backyard. After he left my, he drove away with double speed saying that he had  to find his lost taco. Entered in the Backyard, I went to the garage and tryed to open the door to get inside the greenhouse. From the other side i heard someone speaking with me:

**INITIATING**

Dave-bot 3000: Greetings Friend! Do not be alarmed. I am Dave-bot 3000.

Dave-bot 3000:There are things to communicate, but I am not programmed to talk through doors.Please proceed immediately to the location of the garage doo opening device. Wait for intelligent response...

Peashooter: On my way!

**INITIATIN RESPONSE**

Dave-bot 3000:Did Craaazy Dave eat again the remote? Please check the hot dog stand!

Peashooter:Ok.

I climbed up the stairs to the observation  bridge and i saw the hot dog stand, surrounded by zombies, but the order was an order, I had to get that remote. I went inside the transport cannon and fly away, exactly above the hot dog stan. I layed a Chili Bean and blow those zombies away. I saerched through the hot dogs and found it. I returned to the Backyard and opened the garage door. There, Dave-bot 3000 asked me:

Dave-bot 3000: Pre-programmed Dave-bot 300 would like to ask you five questions.

 Dave-bot 3000: Q1-Are you a Plant and not a Zombie?

 Peashooter: I am a Plant.

 Dave-bot 3000: Q2- Can you confirm you are not a piece of buttered toast?

Peashooter: Confirmed!

 Dave-bot 3000: Q3-What is 1+2 if had bark?

Peashooter: Tree!

Dave-bot 3000: Q4-Are you fond of secret organizations?

Peashooter: Yes!  

 Dave-bot 3000: Q5-If,by chance, you were invited to become a member of a secret organisation, would you accept?

Peashooter: Gladly Accept.

 Dave-bot 3000: Oh good! Dave-bot 300 is actually a recruitment bot for a secret organiza...***ERROR***

 Dave-bot 3000: ***MALFUNCTION:Do not mention the secret!***

  Dave-bot 3000: ***SEARCHING*** How to recruit into secret organization if you can't talk about it?*

 Dave-bot 3000:***ERROR*** REBOOTING***** CHANGING PARAMETRES*** PASSWORD:234CrazyDaveHatesCats!

  Dave-bot 3000:  ***PARAMETRES CHANGED*** Permission to mention the secret***

Dave-bot 3000:  Welcome friend! Would you like to try out for L.E.A.F. The League of Extraordinary Action Foliage!?

Dave-bot 3000:  As an agent L.E.A.F, your sole purpose is to defeat Dr. Zomboss and his rather unpleasant Zombie horde.

Peashooter: Ok, I am in!

Dave-bot 3000: : great! Dave-bot 300 will now show you the Quest Book. Your guide to becoming an agent!

An so, I begin my way to becoming one of the greatest agents of L.E.A.F that ever existed. 

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