its not rocket science

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I'm in the middle of the ocean with my ship and my nuke. This ship needs a hyperdrive I thought to myself. Suddenly out of knowhere Steven Hawkins descended out of the sky on his hover wheelchair. He stared at me for a few seconds and then pressed some buttons. A robotic voice from his chair said "I can turn this into a spaceship for you!!"
" And how the fuck u do that!" I said back in anger. He picks up the nuke and turned my ship into a spaceship with a magic wand. " Woah holy Shat wanna cum with us into space" I said happily. " No I may not look like it but I'm crying cuz my mum defriended me!" Stevens wheelchair replies. " Ok well cya"! I say. A stick comes out of the wheelchair and I shake it and then he teleports away... "OKAY CREW RAISE THE ANCHOR AND HEd to space!" I say. The crew cheers with joy...

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