"There's Nothing better than hot chocolate on a lazy day"~unknown
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"welcome to cocoa kisses we serve the best hot chocolate and kisses what can I get you today?"
"what kind of person gives out kisses to their customers?"
"we don't actually give kisses to our customers Dumbass we make kiss shaped foam in our hot chocolate for your information"
"I don't really give two fucks about what you just said I just want hot chocolate and peppermint to be exact"
"Can't you be a normal person and be patient? I have other customers to deal with too not just you"
"who wants to be normal? Normal is an infectious virus that controls people's minds turning them into mindless hosts"
"whatever anyways what's your adress?"
"it's 1080 Rainbow Avenue and my house is the second to last house on the block"
"okay then I'll send one of my friends over"
"they better make it snappy because I'm dying for some hot cocoa"
"Be patient you weirdo
"shut up! Anyways my hot chocolate has arrived so I'm leaving now bye"
"wait! What's your favorite kind of hot cocoa?
"it's peppermint
"Well can I call you pepper mint?
"is it alright if I call you mutt? Since your gonna be my new pet
"What the actual fuck?"
"anyways yeah you can call me peppermint and I'll call you mutt deal?"
"Fine you insolent muggle"
"are you quoting Harry Potter references?"
"yes I am anyway I gotta go bye peppermint"
"wait don't go-"
"did...that homeless person just hang up..on me?"
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Cocoa Kisses
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