Skyrim X Reader Oneshots ~Requests Open~

Intoxicated ~*Part 1*~

~*Sanguine X Reader*~

I sighed as I sat in The Bannered Mare and sipped my mead. I had never been a heavy drinker but right now I needed a drink. I ordered my next round of mead and looked around from my position on the bar stool. I scanned the back corner and sighed, nothing new. I turned to look at the front area. Well, thats new! A man sat to the side of me drinking. His brown eyes met mine and he smiled. I smiled back and got up. "Hello." I said. His smile became bigger "Hello, would you like to have a drinking contest?"  I laughed "Thats how you great people?". He joined in on my laughter "Is it really that necessary, well fine. My name is Sam." "Alright, lets get on with this drinking contest Sam!" I said and he grabbed his first drink. "Your turn!" he smiled with a mischievous light in his eyes after he finished off his first. "Alright!" I grabbed the drink, downed it and smiled "And you!". He grabbed his next and downed it "Next" I downed it again. "Yorsh nesh" I slurred "I don't think I can drink another one,but if you can... Then you win!" He smiled the mischievous light growing. "Alrish" I downed the drink. "Congratulations, let us go to a place where the wine flows!" He smiled. "Thash Grape" I mumbled and blacked out...

"Wake up!" a voice commanded. I groaned "What in Oblivion?". I jumped up and looked around. "That's right, it's time to wake up, you drunken blasphemer!" I looked at the Dibellian priest "What happened?". "Well, you were blathering about a wedding an a goat and started to blasphemer the statues by fondling them...You also made quite a mess." She stated and glared at me. "Was a man named Sam with me?" I asked. "Dibella teaches love and compassion, but that doesn't mean we're just going to tell you what you want to know and let you walk away from this. Pick up your mess, then apologize, and if we think you're sincere then we'll consider lending you aid" She said. "Alright..." I grumbled and started with my cleaning. There was a giant's toe, Hagraven feather, two bottles of alto wine, and a confusing letter from Sam that said you needed these items to repair the staff. I groaned "Okay,clean.. Now will you tell me?". She smiled "When you came in here you were rambling something about Rorikstead." I groaned and ran off to Rorikstead

I walked into Rorikstead and looked around.  At the farm on the edge of the small town was a very angry looking man. He looked up at you and stormed over. "You! You stole Gleda! You have to get her back!" He yelled. "Um, who's Gleda?" I asked. "Gleda, she was my prized goat but you stole her and sold her to a giant! Now you have to get her back!". I groaned, this is pissing me off. I glared at the man and growled "Tell me everything and you won't end up like your goat...". He looked at me terrified "Okay. Okay! Most of what you said didn't make sense but you left a note. The only bit I could read said After repaying Ysolda in Whiterun" I turned on my heels and headed toward Whiterun.

I entered Whiterun and luckily saw Ysolda right away. I ran up to her "Ysolda!". "Come back to pay me have you?" she said. "What?" "You bought a wedding ring from me for your fiance.". I had enough gold to spare. "Okay, let me pay you for the ring." I said and sighed. "Decided to go through with it then? I knew you couldn't have forgotten about your fiance. You spoke of her so glowingly. I don't know much about Morvunskar but it sounded like a lovely place for a ceremony. Congratulations." I groaned, off to Morvunskar then...

I walked to the gates of Morvunskar. "Perfect place for a ceremony... Yeah right..." I grumbled as I fought my way through the Necromancers and Necromages. I sighed as I finally got through the ruins and down to where the main room was. "Is this it?" I murmured.  I walked up the stair case. Nothing but a big chest. I walked over to the chest and opened it. Inside was an ebony sword, 5000 gold, and different potions and ingredients. I sighed and took the potions, ingredients, and gold. I turned around and saw a portal. It was a pretty light blue. Hmmm, risk entering and get killed or go home and do nothing. I say risk it. I walked through it and landed on my arse. Damn, that hurts. Where am I? I got up and walked down the path. It was night, there were torch bugs flying, and a stream with flowers and trees dotting the landscape. Wow, this is beautiful... I continued on my journey through this place and ended up at a light up area with a bunch of people talking near a table with food and drinks. I turned my head and there stood Sam. "Sam? Where am I? What are you doing here?" I asked. This is confusing."You finally showed up!" He smiled "I was beginning to think you might not make it!" "You still haven't answered my question...Where. Am. I.?" I said and glared. "I thought you might not remember your first trip here. You had a big night. I think you've definitely earned that staff." he said and smiled. "Oh, the Hagraven feather and so on. You can throw all those out. You see..." he transformed into a dremora "I really needed something to encourage you to go out into the world and spread merriment." he smiled at me, his fangs gleaming in the light of the party "And you did just that! I haven't been so entertained in at least a hundred years.". I sighed and looked at him "Why did you choose me?". "Why did I choose you?! Why?!" He looked surprised, but then smirked "I'll show you...". Everything turned black.