Don't get a boyfriend who's 7 inches taller than you because he will be a foot taller than you when he's on skates and you'll only be able to kiss him if he's sitting and you're not because otherwise he'd have to lean down and then he'd roll away from you and it's a mess
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SpiritualSLUTS AND WHORES, BITCHES AND COCKSUCKERS, GATHER AROUND TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ME! Yeah this is gonna be trash
