Our Time, so let's have fun! (Mileschronicles x Reader)

WAIT WHAT?

This chapter is 1000000% a joke!(like my life.)

In this chapter the reader and Miles get HIGH AF. But like they super lit. (Plz kill meh)
I personally have nothing against anyone who does smoke weed or shit like that. For me personally it's illegal where I live and I wouldn't personally do it. But I was like fuck it! And decided to make a chapter mainly to make you laugh.

Warnings: Well let's see. Drugs. Sex. And teen pregnancy. Kidding! Don't kill me.

No but for real please just don't take any of this seriously. The porpoise is to make you laugh. If you are easily offended, please don't read. If not, enjoy my gays.

YN POV

I was home alone and decided I was ganna get HIGHER THAN THE MOTHOR FUDGING MINI EFFLE TOWERS THEY SELL TO DUMBASS KIDS WHO THINK THEY'RE REAL. BUT THEY'RE NOT! (Just like Kim Kardashian.) So I pulled out my big ass bong and took a deep breath inhaling that shit.

"Oooooohhhhdbdjdjd" I screeched like a banshee.
"Wait. Da fuq. My voice sounds higher that Arian Gs vocal cored a when she's yelling at her hoes." I spoke my voice all squeaky.
"Aw shiz nickels! This ain't weed! It's helium!"

I chucked that shit out the window and grabbed my even bigger bong instead. I put the weed inside and began chugging that shit down like fucking Thomas the train.

That's when I heard the door open. Miles walked in and dropped his basic bitch star bucks.

"YN?!" She screeched.

"NOT IN MY PURE SHREK HOUSEHOLD!" Miles yelped holding up a cross with his middle fingers.

"HeY BaBE YOu WaNNa JOiN mE?" I said taking more of that pure holy weed.

"OKAY!" He said rushing over and taking a puff too.

He blew it out of his nose and coughed falling on the floor.

"OMI GAWD MY ARESSSSS!" He cried gripping his big booty.

"ZAMMMMMM U HAVE A NICe aSS."

Miles grinned taking some more puffed of weed.

"IM SO HIGH, THE CLOUDS ARE QUAKING." Miles declared laying one the floor high af.

"mY hEad feeLS InFlatEd!" I said flopping onto Miles.

I began licking his face and acting like a cat.

"I like doors" I whispered seductively into his ear."

"WhAt! I tHot wE OnlY liKeD OuR LorD anD savIoR ThE flooR!" Miles screamed dramatically.

I gasped realizing Miles was right. I WAS CHEATING ON THE FLOOR WITH A DOOR!" *gasp*

I yawned before Miles spoke up.

"Let's fuck." He said smirking.

"Okay!" I said and unbuckled his pa...

NOT IN MY PURE ASS HOUSEHOLD. GET SOME HOLY WATER U PERVERTS! okay continue. ;)

I unbuckled Miles pants to revel his SHREK boxers. I WAS SHOOK. LIKE SHANE DAWSON WHO? 

That's when SHREK walked through the door and came over and smacked my butt.

"Wtf?" I screamed.

"Shhh?" He cooed. "Call me dadd..."

I took another puff of weed.

"Is that weed?" He asked.

I nodded and handed him some.

Miles sat up and groaned.

"I tHot we were ganna fuck." He said.

"Bitch u high as fuck!" I said snorting. LIKE SERIOUSLY. SHANE DAWSON WHO?!?!! IVE ONLY HEARD OF YN!

Then the po po bursted through the door.

"Hands up mothe fluffers!" They yelled.

Then we were arrested for being too sexy. The end.

Wtf did I just write!?!?? I can't even. Once again this was all a joke. I'm half asleep. Thank u very much. If you have any requests pleas do tell me. I've officially lost all my dignity and all my holy water ran out so I don't care if it's pg or not. I can also do like a preference thing and include a short imagine with it if u want. Thank u and stay hella gay!

-Satan.