So, wanna fuck some legos?
Hello, my names Matt and I like gay legos. I do take request for other lego fandoms like lego movie but Ninjago is going to be the main thing in this book. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy my little stories.
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My little cousin was talking about how DreamWorks is going to reboot Shrek
So I came up with this little one-shot.
Warning: MEMES
Kai x reader: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GOIN ROLL ME-
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Kai couldn't sleep tonight. He didn't know why he just couldn't sleep. Soon after the other hour of this sleepless night, you text him this.
You:
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Fire boi: Dude wtf.
(Y/N):
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Fire boi: (y/n), your scaring me.
(Y/N):
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Fire boi: That's f*cked up (Y/N)
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Fire Boi: Your evil.
Fire Boi: Two can play that game!
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(Y/N): QUIT ADDING ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM INTO THIS!
Fire boi:
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(Y/N):
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ire boi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(Y/N) : ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ) god damn it Kai.
Fire boi: SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)
(Y/N): were really doing this?
Fire boi: Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.
(Y/N) : What is this? 2012?
Fire boi: MAN1 Think it's in there?
(Y/N) : MAN2 All right. Let's get it!
Fire boi: MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
Soon both of you did the whole script of Shrek.
You and Kai thought wtf are we doing with our lives.
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If it makes you feel better I'M also scared of what I created.
