I FELL IN LOVE WITH MY KUYA?! #WATTYS2015WINNER [ TO BE PUBLISHED UNDER SUMMIT ]

b1. Chapter 4 : Beginning

At The Age Of Sixteen , I Always Do My Mourning Routine. Do You Want To Know What It Was?!

Hell Yeah , I Almost Hate My Life.

Well , Sure Ill Tell It To You , Guys. :)

* Flasback , Kaninang Umaga. *

" Hey , Wake Up Sis! " Kent Shouted.

I Just Had A Nightmare. Parang Papatayin Daw Ako , Or Something.

" Ah! Ahhhhh! Help! Ahhhh! " I Was Crying.

( Huh? A Nightmare?! ) Kent Thought.

So Kent Called Manang Pikachu Then, Manang Pikachu Called Manang Haba Nang Baba.

" Haba Nang Baba! " - Pikachu

" Yes?! " - Haba Nang Baba

" Kunin Ang Holy Water! "

" Bkt?! "

" Punyeta! kunin Mo Na Lang! "

" Yes Pikachu!!! "

* A Few Minutes Later... *

" Ikaw Buwisit Na P*ta**In* Mo** Gag* Kang Sh*t Kang Kaluluwa Ka! Umalis Ka Sa Katawan Ng Amo Ko!!! * Lagay Nang Holy Water. * "

" AhhhhhAHHHHHHHH! " I Screamed.

( Ikaw Ba Naman. Buhusan Nang Tubig Sa Katawan?! Malamig Pa!) I Thought.

Hindi Pa Ren Ako Gumigising.

" I Think You Should Give Your Sister A CPR. Kent. "

" CPR?! But Manang ------- "

" No Buts... "

( CPR?! Eh , Sa Mga Nalulunod Lang Yun Eeeee! )

Tanga Talaga! Bakit? NaLunod Ba Ko? -.- Anong Shit Yan? -.-

" Ok , Here I Go... " - Kent

* Kent Kissing And Giving Air Inside Sharine's Mouth*

" Ku - Kuyaaaa! Ahhhhh!!!!!! " - Sharine

" Oh. So Your'e Awake. "

" Huh? Kuyaaaa! -.- "

" What? "

" * Pointing At Her Lips. * ????! " - Sharine

" Oh. Manang Pikachu Told Me To Give You CPR. So I Just DID What She Told Me. "

" Bu - But! "

" Hurry Up! were Late!!! " - Kent

" * Checking Clock * Huh? .............................................. 6:10?! Kuyaaaaa! Grrrr!!! "

" Whaaat?! "

" You Even Gave Me CPR , But The Fuckin Hell. Why Didn't You Just Wake Me UP?! "

" Manang Pikachu. Siya Ang Sisishin Mo. -.- Hurry Up. And Go Downstairs. Hurry! "

" Fine. Gay ! "

( I Often Call Him Gay. Beacause He's Acting Weird These Days. And Also , Pero, Hindi Siya Mukhang Bakla Eh , Mukha Siyang Gwapo Eh , Just. Like Girls Dream Of. )

" Psh. " - Kent

" Psh Ka Ren! "

And Hell Yeah , This Is Always My Mourning Routine. It Depends Anyway..... :)