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Heather's P.O.V.

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Y'all are all losers and bob duncan is my dad

Weston: We're sharing him then

I want right half :)

Edwin: That would be weird

That's not weird

That's friendship in sharing the amazing dad who gave birth and now who remains a legend

Bob Duncan

Is there a problem

Edwin: No I thought of it wrong when you said right half

Okay? And? That's one eye, nostril, arm, leg, hand, and foot

Edwin: And half his dick

...

Nick: Edwin wth

Weston: How dare you😤 Bob Duncan is the one who birthed me don't talk about him like that😑

Rudan: Just imagine though like what would it feel like to have half a dick in you

Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy next topic please

Rudan: Ooooo Heather are we making you uncomfortable

Actually yes

Edwin: Oop who was it

Timmy: When

I never said anything

Nick: What did it feel like

I've never even had a boyfriend so y'all can sit down

Zach: Really?

Never

Rudan: And you're how old

15

Nick: Well damn

Weston: I AM STILL THE YOUNGEST ONE

Weston: HOW

Lmao

Edwin: I guess you haven't had a first kiss yet then

Nope

Rudan: What about Tay

Actually I don't know😂

Edwin: Nice

Yep :)

I'm probably not going to get a boyfriend till my senior year💀

I guess that's good though if you think about it

Nick: I'm sure you'll get one by then

Maybe

I could care less if I don't though like if I do okay cool and if I don't I don't care

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