BTS Bon voyage! | L.A (ON HOLD)

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(A/N: i'll try to update once every week, so one chapter per week! ~)

Namjoon is reading some book named "How to upgrade your intelligence from genius to sexy brain level" in his room.

Jimin is playing the "let's find Jungkookie" game as Jungkook is taking the game too seriously like Jimin is some zombie stalker.

Yoongi is reading his favorite book, "How to go from swag to sweg in one month".

Taehyung is secretly rapping his favorite song "Cypher pt. 4" in his room.

Hoseok being so into writing since always, he's in his room typing down some funny recent true stories on his quite famous blog.

And last but not least, Jin is in the living room, being the typical cool and chic mom, painting her nails delicately while being on the phone and chit chatting with her friend.

Jin: so~ heard it's your fifth marriage already~

Friend: oh right!~ for our honey moon, my baby and I spent some dang kinky moments in LA~

Jin: *mumbles* baby?! You mean a 90 years old grandpa who could die at any moment... tch this bitch...

Friend: you said something?!

Jin: me?! no!

Friend: anyway~ so... heard it's been the fifth summer you haven't gone on a trip, girl I really feel so bad for you

Jin: *mumbles* be positive... Jin stay calm... this bitch...

Friend: did you say something?!

Jin: nah bitch~ I mean peach!! Cause you look like a cute sweet lil' peach!

Friend: oh kay... so hun I was thinking my baby could maybe lend you some money to go on a trip, huh? ~ I also feel bad for your lil' cuties there, your kids are still young and they must feel awkward whenever their friends talk about where they spent their holidays when those cuties must be staying all quiet, aigoo my heart aches

Jin: this bitch?!!

Friend: WHAT?!

Jin: I said peach!! You're such a sweet peach hun! Thanks for the thought though but nah~ it's not like my husband can't afford us a trip to LA, huh?~

Friend: but... didn't your husband lose his company last week?!

Jin: BITCH DO I LOOK THAT PITIFUL TO YOU AND YOUR 90 YRS OLD BABY?!?!

Friend: what the... YAH! Chill I was just trying to be nice!!

Jin: bitch please! Everyone knows how bitchy you are and arrogant!

Friend: urgh! Like you're perfect! And you! Everyone fears you when you're on your period like you're Satan who dig his way up from hell!!

Jin: OH YOU LIL' BITCH!

Friend: yeah and you're the queen of the ratchet bitches!!

Jin: ratch... oh no you did not...

Friend: yeah I did!! Ratchet! Ratchet! Ratchet!

Jin: sleep with your eyes open... *ends the call first*

Jin stands in the middle of the house...

Jin: FAM FUCKING MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!

Namjoon: shit... period time...

Jin: bitch no! I'm not! Just get your ass to here!!

Namjoon: may she has mercy on my soul... amen... coming~