(At the convenience store)
Yoongi: okay look, it's not like I got a whole freaking day to waste on some stupid meat!
Helga: goat meat!
Yoongi: whatever!!
Helga: dang friend boy you look hot ven you're mad!! I like that!!!
Yoongi: ...
Helga: *winks*
Yoongi: look... I recommend you lamb skewers, I'm out... *walks away*
Helga: thank you friend boy Yoongay!! ~~~
Yoongi: it's Yoongi-... nah never mind...
Yoongi stands at the milk section.
Yoongi: where's my fav brand?... aish...
Helga: dang this shop is lame!!!
Yoongi: what the...?!?!
Helga: oh! Hollo again friend boy!! ~~
Yoongi: ...
Helga: Argh! This shop is so lame!! There's no goat milk!!
Yoongi: dude... Hell-Ga... there is only cow milk here...
Helga: Argh! Lame! Big boy, in my country everything was natural! Ve vere healthy like hell! I owned a goat and that goat vould breastfeed me every morning that dang fresh milk! ~ old good days...
Yoongi: a goat breastfeeding a human... you don't mind putting an animal's tit in your mouth?!?!
Helga: no, vy?!
Yoongi: nothing... never mind...
Helga: oh you know vat Yoongay? ~
Yoongi: "vat" Helga...
Helga: ...
Yoongi: ...
Helga: that vas racist!!!
Yoongi: sorry...
Helga: got! ~ (good)
Yoongi: goat?!?!
Helga: no, I said got!
Yoongi: ...
Helga: vat?!
Yoongi: I just realized you are the confusion itself...
Helga: I know right! ~ my bootyful face must have confused you! ~ huh? ~
Yoongi: *sighs*
Helga: so...
Yoongi: ...
Helga: sooo...
Yoongi: spit it...
Helga: *literally spits on his face* so vanna go on a date? ~
Yoongi: ...
Helga:
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BTS Bon voyage! | L.A (ON HOLD)
FanfictionMr and Mrs Kim, uncle Yoongi, and the kids go on a trip to LA. Well they expect it to be a nice and normal trip but... things take some really wild turns the whole time... What a crazy voyage... But will it end safely?