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(At the convenience store)

Yoongi: okay look, it's not like I got a whole freaking day to waste on some stupid meat!

Helga: goat meat!

Yoongi: whatever!!

Helga: dang friend boy you look hot ven you're mad!! I like that!!!

Yoongi: ...

Helga: *winks*

Yoongi: look... I recommend you lamb skewers, I'm out... *walks away*

Helga: thank you friend boy Yoongay!! ~~~

Yoongi: it's Yoongi-... nah never mind...

Yoongi stands at the milk section.

Yoongi: where's my fav brand?... aish...

Helga: dang this shop is lame!!!

Yoongi: what the...?!?!

Helga: oh! Hollo again friend boy!! ~~

Yoongi: ...

Helga: Argh! This shop is so lame!! There's no goat milk!!

Yoongi: dude... Hell-Ga... there is only cow milk here...

Helga: Argh! Lame! Big boy, in my country everything was natural! Ve vere healthy like hell! I owned a goat and that goat vould breastfeed me every morning that dang fresh milk! ~ old good days...

Yoongi: a goat breastfeeding a human... you don't mind putting an animal's tit in your mouth?!?!

Helga: no, vy?!

Yoongi: nothing... never mind...

Helga: oh you know vat Yoongay? ~

Yoongi: "vat" Helga...

Helga: ...

Yoongi: ...

Helga: that vas racist!!!

Yoongi: sorry...

Helga: got! ~ (good)

Yoongi: goat?!?!

Helga: no, I said got!

Yoongi: ...

Helga: vat?!

Yoongi: I just realized you are the confusion itself...

Helga: I know right! ~ my bootyful face must have confused you! ~ huh? ~

Yoongi: *sighs*

Helga: so...

Yoongi: ...

Helga: sooo...

Yoongi: spit it...

Helga: *literally spits on his face* so vanna go on a date? ~

Yoongi: ...

Helga:

Helga:

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