BTS Bon voyage! | L.A (ON HOLD)

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(I know! I know! I said I would update once per week and now I ended up being late by...*cricket sounds*... sorry bad memory, brain farts! But anyway the point is IM BACK WITH NEW UPDATES!!! HELLO BITCHES!!!)

The trip is not going as well as the family planned for it... Jin got kidnapped by some extremely perverted mob boss... Namjoon lost his wife and two of his kids now... Taehyung has been hired as Jet's coworker so out of the blue and some police man is now chasing after them to arrest them... well except for Hoseok who haven't had any extra adventure yet, and the happy couple Yoongi x Helga who are getting along so well, what a cute couple by the way~... oh and without forgetting the two so deep in troubles J bros who are enjoying their moment at this Hot ass heaven Corina's party... dang these two are so dead once mama Jin finds out...

Jin: *pauses the story* I freaking knew it!!! *starts talking like a ratchet* bitch these two are not in deep ass troubles with mama Jin hun!!! Nahuh! These two just got their asses some free tickets to hell!!! And they're about to meet Satan Jin!!!

*A moment of silence*

Author's voice: Kim to the freaking Jin...

Jin: yes?...

Author's voice: do you mind?

Jin: mind what hun?!

Author's voice: why do I feel like smacking my head with the Great wall of China?...

Namjoon: dang I feel you!!! I know this feeling!!! She's the one who got me all broke now!!!

Jin: Boy are you dumb?!?! Are you dangerously retarded?!?! How come I'm the one you blame?!?!

Namjoon: easy... YOU SPEND EVERYTHING I EARN ON STUPID ASS STUFF!!! RATCHET SHOPPING MANIA!!!

Jin: *gasps dramatically* oh...my... boo-boo you did not... T^T... how can you?...

Namjoon: and there she goes now with the tears when she's in defeat... urgh...

Author's voice: this is so messed up... this is a dang ass mess...

Namjoon: I know right!

Author's voice: bitch I was talking about this chapter of the story...

Namjoon: oh...

Jin: *cries dramatically*

Carlos: eh mami!!! Who dared and made you cry?!?!

Jin: he says I'm a ratchet mania!!! T^T I spend money on useless stuff!!!

Helga: vat the hell is going here?!?!

Yoongi: who made my sis cry?...

Thomas Sanders's voice: story time! ~ the cute girl with the foreign accent was standing clueless! And she didn't know behind her was standing a man holding the symbol of the key to her happiness! ~ a ring! ~

Helga: HUH?!?! Vy the hell vould my friend boy prepare a ring for a round of fight?!?!

Yoongi: I am... speechless... I didn't see this one coming...

Thomas Sander's voice: uh... actually neither I... I'm out! ~

Yoongi: babe he meant a ring, the one you wear on your fing-...

Helga: *making weird goat sounds*

Yoongi: the hell are you doing?....

Helga: oh nothing, just trying to communicate with Goaticorns! ~