Mr and Mrs Kim, uncle Yoongi, and the kids go on a trip to LA. Well they expect it to be a nice and normal trip but... things take some really wild turns the whole time... What a crazy voyage... But will it end safely?
Jin: wow... did my hoe ass bro transfer his "sleep" virus to you?... it's like your fifth nap today... you don't seem worried about your two missing kids, like you're not giving a single shit... are you even listening to me?... hope I'm not talking to a wall right now... and do you even actually care about me? like we came here for fun and some nice fam time, but you don't seem to bother your ass and care an inch... why am I even bothering myself talking to a wall anyway...
Namjoon: *mumbles* I'm a wall and you're Satan on his period...
Jin: ...
Namjoon: ...
Jin: ...
Namjoon: sorry?
Jin: T^T imma go bring my pan so don't move an inch... *sobs dramatically*
Namjoon: wait no wait baby!!! I'm just kind of down these days! I didn't mean it!!! I'm really sorry!
Jin: T^T really?
Namjoon: yes! ~ really my lil' pink fab ass peach princess~
Jin: for real? T^T
Namjoon: oh my lil' spark of joy that shines up in the pitch black sky like a lonely star~
Jin: baby... *blushes*
Namjoon: you're that soft flame that keeps my soul warm~
Jin: hehe *blushes dang hard*
Namjoon: Goo chi goo chi goo! ~~~~
Jin: *cutely and shyly bites onto the tip of her index* Joonie~
Namjoon: who's my baby? ~ it's you! ~
Jin: baby! ~
Namjoon: alright! ~ so what do you wanna do for the rest of this day? Go on a date? Just take a nice refreshing walk around? Take selfies of us in LA and kill your fake friends with jealousy? Anything for my baby~ *winks*
Jin: grr~~
Namjoon: roar~
Jin: what about you baby? ~ what do you wanna do? ~
Namjoon: me? ~... *whispers sexily* I feel like destroying this bed with you~
Jin: Oh~...
Namjoon: roar~
Jin: Grrrr~~~
Helga: Aw! ~ look at how cute these two look! ~
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Yoongi: yup... totally ew- I mean cute
Jin: the actual f...
Namjoon: DUDE!!! DO YOU MIND?!?!
Helga: they remind me of me and my ex~ we used to speak goat language so no one would know what we're saying~
