Voldy and The Gang

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Voldy: Avada Kadavra

Hella: What a wonderful phrase

Lucy: Avada Kadavra 

Voldy: Ain't no passing craze~

Hella: It means I'm killing 

Lucy: Everybody I see~

All Three: It's a problem free philosophy~

Voldy: Avada Kadavra

Hella&Lucy: When he was a young Riddle

Voldy : When I was a young Riddleeeeee

Hella: Nice!

Voldy: Thanks!

Lucy: He was brought to Hogwarts by Dumbledork

Hella: He could clear out the school with a single look

Voldy: I was a dangerous soul, even though I looked harmless~

Voldy: And it hurt! That they were my only friends~

Voldy: And oh the shame!

Lucy: He was ashamed!

Voldy: I thought of changing my name!

Hella:  Oh, what's in a name?

Voldy: And I felt discouraged!

Lucy: Oh, how did you feel?

Voldy: Everytime that I-

Dumbledork: NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS TOM!

Dumbledork: and really? Dumbledork? How young are you Tom, five?

All three: AVADA KADAVRA! 

Dick Maltshop: What a wonderful phrase!

All three: AVADA KADAVRA

Crabcakes&Google: Ain't no passing craze!

Hairy Otter: It means they're killing

PomPom Weasle: For the rest of their days~

Professor McDonalds: Sing it kids!

Hairy,PomPom&Durmione: Until they go~

Hairy,PomPom&Durmione: To Azkaban!

Voldy: AVADA KADAVRA 

Lucy: Avada kadavra 

Hella: Avada kadavra 

Lucy: Avada kadavra 

Voldy: AVADA KADAVRA!

All three: IT MEANS WE'RE KILLING EVERYBODY WE SEE! IT'S A PROBLEM FREE PHILOSOPHY! AVADA KADAVRA!


I'm sorry if I spelled anything wrong! Basically, Voldemort created a band with everyone in it and gave them all stage names

Lucy- Lucius Malfoy

Hella- Bellatrix

Dumbledork- Dumbledore

Dick Maltshop- Draco Malfoy

Crabcakes- Crabbe

Google- Goyle

Hairy Otter- Harry Potter 

PomPom Weasle- Ron Weasly

Professor McDonalds- McGonagal

Durmione- Hermione Granger

 I'm so sorry 😂😂

-Erin🙊🛌🍄









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