That Friend

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Does anybody have that friend or know that person who's just like

Person: How does my hair look? Is it okay?

For no real reason, and you're just like

Me: did you know that hair is actually dead stuff growing out of your head? So I don't really think that its appearance should matter that much.

Or

Person: I wish my nails were longer! They would look so cute~!

Me: I wish my nails were longer. They would really do some damage to a kidnapper.

Or

Person: why do you not wear makeup!

Me: Because if I wanted my face coated with expensive paint, I'd go to six flags.(I'm not makeup S biggest fan)

Or

Person: I love this brand of clothes!

Me: Ahhhhh yes. A black shirt that says pink on it. It's not funny, I don't get it.

Yeah, for the longest time everybody was talking about highlighter and I litteraly thought that meant the school supply kind.


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