Bold: Travis
Italics: Ian
Normal: Audience
"So a kid with no arms is trying to unwrap all of his Christmas presents. Can any of you guess what he got?"
"..."
"I don't know either, he still hasn't opened them yet!"
"..."
"You get it? Because he has no arms..."
"..."
"Hey, screw you guys! You're all just a bunch of clueless idiots anyways! I hope you choke, assholes."
"And that concludes it all for tonight. Thank you so much for coming today guys. So sorry about Travis! Tap water is on us?"
"No one can have water! Die!"
"Travis, please. You're making things worse."
"I'm going home and don't you dare try and bother me."
"Fine."
