Bold: Travis
Normal: Mia
"The clock is ticking. Soon, I'll prove that every girl wants me."
"Can't wait for my free salad."
"Can't wait to never hear that ridiculous crunching ever again."
"For a moment, I thought you enjoyed my company."
"Oh, please. If the Lord and savior himself sat in the same room as me, I'd eventually get tired of him."
"Why is that?"
"Because I'm awesome and everyone else sucks."
"Says who?"
"Says me. The most creditable source since freakin' Google."
"Ah, but Google has Wikipedia and other noncredible sources."
"Is anything truly creditable?"
"I don't think I know how to answer that question."
"Well, tell me when you do. Gotta go take a leak now. Don't think I'll wash my hands."
"That's gross."
"Life is gross, sweetie. Deal with it."
