Bold: Travis
Normal: Mia
"Am I rude?"
"Somewhat. Why do you ask?"
"Ian says I'm a jerk."
"Well, he's not wrong."
"I've been trying to improve."
"Is that why you've been acting so funny lately?"
"Funny? How?"
"The whole 'I love you,' speech sounded kinda off. Wasn't sure if I was talking to Travis or Prince Charming."
"What's wrong with Prince Charming?"
"He's boring! They're all the same. Your rudeness is what makes you... Special."
"Wait... So if I'm not Prince Charming then who the hell am I?"
"You're... Shrek. Yeah, Shrek. You're rude, inconsiderate, funny, and you're a slob. Ian is more like Price Charming."
"Gee... Thanks."
"But you're still more interesting than Prince Charming. Don't listen to Ian. You're fine the way you are."
"Although I'm flattered, I strongly disagree. I am Prince Charming and I'll prove it to you. I never forgot about that bet."
"What bet?"
"You said no one would find any interest in me the first time we met. The deal was if you won you get free salads and if I win you can't buy salads from here anymore."
"Oh! Now I remember."
"Well, the bet starts tomorrow night. May the odds be ever in your favor."
AN: Sorry I've taken so long to update. I have major writers block and school has been keeping me busy. I have this tendency of losing motivation when my books don't get reads while I update but I do realize that my books usually become popular once I finish them. Still, it's sorta frustrating.