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This is Bullshit

SolBitch. That's what I call him.

Sollux and I have been together for I don't know, maybe 5 months? Or more. But all I can describe him as is SolBitch, I think it fits him rather well. Since he acts so bitchy, and ignores many people easily, though he has his soft spots, he hates to see me cry apparently. More so he finds it annoying and will call me a cry baby.

I can't say I blame him though, it's annoying when he starts complaining too but he doesn't cry, yet. One day I will make him cry, I just will. Currently it is midnight, of course I'm in bed, rolling around in these soft plush covers I got and Sollux is just sitting there at his desk, typing away, I wonder if he's hacking or cat fishing someone, wouldn't that mean he's cheating on me? Nah I think you can cat fish without the flirting part.

I stopped to stare at him, he seemed to stop typing mid way, he probably noticed me staring at him cause he took his hands off the keyboard and slowly turned his chair to look at me. "Do you need 2omethiing?" He asked and I shook my head no slowly, of which he cocked his head to the side and snarled a little,"that mean2 ye2 tell me."

I stare at him a little longer and then sprawl out on the bed,"I want your attention, your always so focused on that damn computer that you don't even notice I'm half naked most of the time" I said with visible annoyance in my voice.

Sollux leaned back in his chair and smirked,"who 2aiid ii never notiice?" He asked playfully. I glared at him,"you would've said something..."

"ii don't need two 2ay 2omethiing two notiice." He says and throws his hands out in the air to over exaggerate himself as if he was getting angry with me instead of me getting angry with him. I sat up and crossed my arms,"okay, I'll just go to Gamzee's place." I said sternly and he crossed his arms as well, mimicking my movements,"he'2 wiith hii2 giirlfriiend, 2he wouldn't appreciiate you iintrudiing on theiir alone tiime." He was right but I was obviously saying that to make him jealous which didn't work...Is that wrong of me? To want to make him jealous, I find it quite exciting actually. I want to see him be protective of me."then I'll go to (friends name)." Your friend is a male, same age as you, Sollux has never really liked him since he has a "dirty" Personality, always making dirty jokes and calling me hot stuff but it was all fun and game's.

Sollux stayed quiet, even though I can't see his eyes through his glasses I could still feel his intense gaze on me, he pushed his glasses back up since they had slipped down a little and nodded slowly as if he was processing what I said and what he should say back.

"How about you 2tay wiith me and....Ii'll do...couple 2tuff wiith you." He said very calmly. That made me giggly which he seemed to get offended and asked me what I giggled at and I simply smiled and said,"you said couple stuff in such a weird way." Sollux probably rolled his at me from the way his head moved slightly,"my lii2p" He said and I shook my head no,"you just seem like you really hate doing "couple stuff" Ya know." I laughed a bit after finishing my sentence and he stayed quiet again, which turned into a long awkward silence.

To break the silence I grabbed my phone and began to play some music,"dance with me." I requested as I stood up and held my hand out to him of which he cringed,"do what?" He asked and I smirked at him,"Dance with me."

I yanked him out of his chair, almost causing both of us to trip but I didn't care, I pulled him close to my body and started forcing him to dance with me which was hilarious, he looked so uncomfortable but at the same I could tell he was enjoying this interaction, maybe he does enjoy spending time with me.

"Thii2 ii2 bull2hiit you know." He says, obviously hiding the fact he enjoys this. I responded by simply pressing my body closer to him and singing the lyrics, which caused him to tense up and hold his breath, taken aback by my motions.

"Is this still bullshit?" I asked playfully of which he shook his head no quickly, and told me to continue until the song was over. I plopped down on the bed, a bit tired from moving around this much and he sat beside me,"that wa2....intere2tiing..." He whispered and I smiled, hugging his waist,"see...you can have a fun time with me instead of those stupid computers..." I said softly, sounding tired.

He laid down with me, actually holding me extremely close to him with his face in my hair, and rubbing his hand on my lower back. I was about to fall asleep until I heard him whisper one last thing to me,"II could 2how you a good tiime two."

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Enjoyyy I'm finally writing again, since I have inspiration, hopefully this extremely long wait was worth it