Hit Me Up // Jack Avery • Why Dont We

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Valerie Jenkins (@valjenkinss) tweets: hit me up on kik messenger @valjenkinss I'll be messaging five people tonight

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[new message from babygotjack]

Jack: hey?

Val: if you walked out of your room, shirtless, and into the bathroom to look for your shirt and suddenly guests come and you're trapped in the bathroom because you'll have to cross the living room (where the guests are) to get back to your room so you wait and soon you hear the party moving to the kitchen and you make a run for it but a man is coming back to retrieve his wife's bag

Val: and he sees you

Val: what do you do?

Jack: whoa

Jack: that's some conversation starter

Val: well, online conversations usually dull out so I improvised

Jack: I guess I'd awkwardly walk to my room

Val: what if you were a girl?

Jack: scream?

Val: it's like you read my mind or something

Val: that's exactly what I did

Jack: that actually happened?

Val: yes...?

Jack: did you find your shirt at least?

Val: nah

Val: I ran right back in the bathroom because it was a lot closer than my room

Val: but hey, at least I had my bra on

Jack: so you're still in the bathroom?

Val: pretty much

Val: btw your profile pic

Val: isn't that that wdw guy?

Jack: what if I said I was the actual jack?

Val: hmm

Val: I'd laugh I guess

Val: or say I was Rihanna

Jack: come on

Jack: he follows you on twitter, doesn't he?

Val: and you'd know this how?

Jack: the way I see it, it's either I'm actually him

Jack: or I'm a stalker

Val: and it's probably the latter

Jack: if you insist

Jack: I'm some really creepy dude who catfishes as him because you'd have never picked me out of the hundred that probably messaged you

Val: very strategic

Val: and yeah, that might be a reason

Val: gotta admit

Jack: hey am I the fifth?

Val: you're actually the one

Jack: huh?

Val: the first four were internet pervs

Val: and haters

Val: so I blocked them

Jack: I must be lucky then

(A/N: eep, I'm actually pretty stoked for this asdfghjkl!!)