Valerie Jenkins (@valjenkinss) tweets: hit me up on kik messenger @valjenkinss I'll be messaging five people tonight
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[new message from babygotjack]
Jack: hey?
Val: if you walked out of your room, shirtless, and into the bathroom to look for your shirt and suddenly guests come and you're trapped in the bathroom because you'll have to cross the living room (where the guests are) to get back to your room so you wait and soon you hear the party moving to the kitchen and you make a run for it but a man is coming back to retrieve his wife's bag
Val: and he sees you
Val: what do you do?
Jack: whoa
Jack: that's some conversation starter
Val: well, online conversations usually dull out so I improvised
Jack: I guess I'd awkwardly walk to my room
Val: what if you were a girl?
Jack: scream?
Val: it's like you read my mind or something
Val: that's exactly what I did
Jack: that actually happened?
Val: yes...?
Jack: did you find your shirt at least?
Val: nah
Val: I ran right back in the bathroom because it was a lot closer than my room
Val: but hey, at least I had my bra on
Jack: so you're still in the bathroom?
Val: pretty much
Val: btw your profile pic
Val: isn't that that wdw guy?
Jack: what if I said I was the actual jack?
Val: hmm
Val: I'd laugh I guess
Val: or say I was Rihanna
Jack: come on
Jack: he follows you on twitter, doesn't he?
Val: and you'd know this how?
Jack: the way I see it, it's either I'm actually him
Jack: or I'm a stalker
Val: and it's probably the latter
Jack: if you insist
Jack: I'm some really creepy dude who catfishes as him because you'd have never picked me out of the hundred that probably messaged you
Val: very strategic
Val: and yeah, that might be a reason
Val: gotta admit
Jack: hey am I the fifth?
Val: you're actually the one
Jack: huh?
Val: the first four were internet pervs
Val: and haters
Val: so I blocked them
Jack: I must be lucky then
(A/N: eep, I'm actually pretty stoked for this asdfghjkl!!)
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Hit Me Up // Jack Avery • Why Dont We
أدب الهواةA story in which internet celebrity Valerie Jenkins tweets out her kik messenger username and Why Don't We member, Jack Avery decides to hit her up. ▶▶▶ Jack: what if I said I was the actual jack? Val: hmm Val: I'd laugh I guess Val: or say I was Ri...
