((A/N: thoughts on the new cover?))
Val: also I've never seen so much ass in my life
Jack: it's bikini season
Val: like ass is in almost every music video ever but this time it's right in front on my face
Jack: how long are ya working there for?
Val: just a month, my last shift will be next week
Jack: have you had lunch?
Val: sir yes sir
Val: I'm on my lunch break, eating chicken wings
Val: [ugly selfie]
Val: [picture of her biting into a chicken leg]
Jack: I'm starving
Jack: and you're breathtaking btw
Val: then eat
Jack: I'm actually finished
Jack: Jonah took forever to order so when the food was within reach, I just ate it all within seconds
Jack: I'm waiting on my second helping to be served
Val: hahaha and what was so grand that you just had to gulp it down that fast?
Val: Jack?
Jack: BWAHAHA LOOKKK
Jack: [picture of Corbyn mid-scream]
Val: what crawled up his butt?
Jack: Zach got ketchup on his new shoes
Jack: Zach's pretty graceful
Jack: he literally knocked the whole bottle off the table and it casually exploded into bits of glass and ketchup
Val: who got hit?
Jack: well, I was sitting on Zach's left but it fell between him and Corbyn
Val: poor bean, he's wearing white
Jack: from head to foot
Val: I love how you took the shot in time
Jack: well I was actually telling Zach to be careful about the bottle being within range of his elbow but he was too busy telling Daniel about the fan he and I ran into on our way here
Jack: she told him to tell Daniel that his hair looked better brown
Jack: she wasn't mean about it BTW, she just had a preference
Val: I like his blonde hair
Jack: yeah but but you better like my hair more
Val: I do!
Jack: yeah yeah
Jack: anyway I warned Zach like three times but he never listened to I just readied my camera and boom perfect shot
Val: that's just mean
Val: you could've just moved the bottle
Jack: yeah but where's the fun in that?
Val: haha I guess that's true
Val: JSCK OH MY GAHHHDDDD
Jack: what is it?
Val: jack I'm DYINGGGGG
Jack: what??
Val: I can't do this anymore
Val: I give up
Jack: wait what give up on what
Val: everything
Jack: us?
Valuable: no like all the moving around
Jack: you're moving away?
Val: nooo
Val: I mean
Val: I'm on my period
Val: my dad wants me running around and packing and I just CAN'T move
Jack: so you ARE leaving?
Val: yes and no
Val: yes leaving but not like leaving leaving
Val: we're going to my aunt's house
Jack: you scared me for a second there
Jack: Corbyn just stomped to the bathroom hahaha
Jack: Jonah's taking care of the ketchup expenses
Val: I'm feeling melodramatic
Jack: you're going for the baby shower?
Val: yup
Val: I'm actually kinda excited though, I can't get my cousin out of my mind
Val: [image of newborn]
Val: isn't he adorable??
Val: I can't wait to crush his face with both my hands
Jack: babe chill, that's a newborn
Val: haha I know
Val: I'm just so excited
Jack: wait aren't you on shift at the ice cream truck?
Val: DON'T SAY ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S A BAD WORD
Jack: I'll take that as a yes
Val: I wanna go home :'(
Val: Dylan's just laughing, she's no help
Jack: just tell the boss you can't take it anymore
Val: I can't
Jack: why
Val: the guy hates me
Val: he won't listen to reason
Jack: I'm sorry but I'm glad he hates you
Val: I kinda knew you would
Val: you hate all guys
Jack: correction
Jack: guys *in your life
Val: so you hate yourself?
Jack: of course not I'm fabulous
((A/N: for those of you who are interested, I posted out a Zach fanfic called Talk To Me and you can find it on my profile. I hope you'll like it just as much as this book!))
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Hit Me Up // Jack Avery • Why Dont We
FanfictionA story in which internet celebrity Valerie Jenkins tweets out her kik messenger username and Why Don't We member, Jack Avery decides to hit her up. ▶▶▶ Jack: what if I said I was the actual jack? Val: hmm Val: I'd laugh I guess Val: or say I was Ri...