Val: if Gaston from Beauty and the Beast won an award, what would it be for?
Jack: the thickest neck award?
Jack: btw I know who Gaston is without you having to tell me which movie he came from
Val: wrong answer
Jack: so you're saying he WOULDN'T win the thickest neck award?
Val: it's just not the Disney pun I wanted to share okay?
Val: now be a good boy and ask me what award he'd win
Jack: fine
Jack: what award would Gaston win?
Val: the No Belle prize
Jack: I'm literally laughing so hard right now
Val: really?
Jack: that was sarcasm
Val: meanie :(
Jack: you know Peter Pan would make a terrible pilot
Val: because he only flies when he's happy??
Jack: because he Neverlands
Val: I like my pun better
Jack: you know what I already miss you
Jack: this one week feels like forever
Val: doesn't everything feel like forever?
Jack: you gotta point there
Jack: so how about I drive over there?
Val: haven't you learned anything from last time?
Jack: this time it's different
Jack: I don't have a show tonight
Val: jack no
Jack: can't blame a guy for trying
Val: I'm with my family andddd I can't just ditch them
Jack: then I can meet them
Jack: all the more reason to go
Val: nope
Jack: soon?
Val: eventually
Jack: next week?
Val: never
Jack: I'm gonna have to agree with "eventually"
Val: good
Val: now, name two colors
Jack: white
Jack: blue
Jack: why?
Val: I'm making a card for my aunt's baby
Val: of course he isn't getting it until he's born
Val: and he can't read, of course
Val: but I'm sure he'll appreciate the colors and design
Jack: only you would make a card while staying at a hotel
Jack: and how are you so sure it's gonna be a boy?
Val: my aunt already had the sex checked out
Val: in my defense, I'm totally enjoying the hotel experience
Val: I had a facial today
Jack: sure you did
Val: and a massage
Jack: I'm glad you had fun
Val: my brother needs me, I got to go
Jack: I probably should too
Jack: I need all the sleep I can get
Jack: we're waking up pretty early tomorrow
Val: where to?
Jack: Corbyn wants to do a little sightseeing before the concert
Val: and it HAS to be early??
Jack: tell me about it
Jack: it'll be a miracle if they get me out of bed
Val: well, goodnight
Val: sleep tight :*
Jack: don't stay up too late
Val: okay
Val: oh and
Val: I really miss you too
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Hit Me Up // Jack Avery • Why Dont We
FanfictionA story in which internet celebrity Valerie Jenkins tweets out her kik messenger username and Why Don't We member, Jack Avery decides to hit her up. ▶▶▶ Jack: what if I said I was the actual jack? Val: hmm Val: I'd laugh I guess Val: or say I was Ri...
