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Val: if Gaston from Beauty and the Beast won an award, what would it be for?

Jack: the thickest neck award?

Jack: btw I know who Gaston is without you having to tell me which movie he came from

Val: wrong answer

Jack: so you're saying he WOULDN'T win the thickest neck award?

Val: it's just not the Disney pun I wanted to share okay?

Val: now be a good boy and ask me what award he'd win

Jack: fine

Jack: what award would Gaston win?

Val: the No Belle prize

Jack: I'm literally laughing so hard right now

Val: really?

Jack: that was sarcasm

Val: meanie :(

Jack: you know Peter Pan would make a terrible pilot

Val: because he only flies when he's happy??

Jack: because he Neverlands

Val: I like my pun better

Jack: you know what I already miss you

Jack: this one week feels like forever

Val: doesn't everything feel like forever?

Jack: you gotta point there

Jack: so how about I drive over there?

Val: haven't you learned anything from last time?

Jack: this time it's different

Jack: I don't have a show tonight

Val: jack no

Jack: can't blame a guy for trying

Val: I'm with my family andddd I can't just ditch them

Jack: then I can meet them

Jack: all the more reason to go

Val: nope

Jack: soon?

Val: eventually

Jack: next week?

Val: never

Jack: I'm gonna have to agree with "eventually"

Val: good

Val: now, name two colors

Jack: white

Jack: blue

Jack: why?

Val: I'm making a card for my aunt's baby

Val: of course he isn't getting it until he's born

Val: and he can't read, of course

Val: but I'm sure he'll appreciate the colors and design

Jack: only you would make a card while staying at a hotel

Jack: and how are you so sure it's gonna be a boy?

Val: my aunt already had the sex checked out

Val: in my defense, I'm totally enjoying the hotel experience

Val: I had a facial today

Jack: sure you did

Val: and a massage

Jack: I'm glad you had fun

Val: my brother needs me, I got to go

Jack: I probably should too

Jack: I need all the sleep I can get

Jack: we're waking up pretty early tomorrow

Val: where to?

Jack: Corbyn wants to do a little sightseeing before the concert

Val: and it HAS to be early??

Jack: tell me about it

Jack: it'll be a miracle if they get me out of bed

Val: well, goodnight

Val: sleep tight :*

Jack: don't stay up too late

Val: okay

Val: oh and

Val: I really miss you too

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