Abducted by Aliens

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I was Coming along the sidewalk when an alien Trapped me. I was Discombobulated into their Banana and it blasted off. Then the alien asked me to Kill on the TV. I was suprised they spoke english. The aliens had a pet Monkey. We ordered a Man and it tasted good. As we came back into the galaxy, one alien asked me if I wanted a Granada. I said no but I would like a Felix. He got it for me and then dropped me off at my On The Wall. then I realized I had been gone for 360 years!

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