The Christmas Song

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(Tune of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire))

Notes roasting on an open Charger

Hair Roaring at your Nose

Bright carols being sung by a Comb

And folks dressed up like Pianos

Everybody knows a Glass and some Sunglasses

Mad to make the Season Happy

Tiny Tots with their Philanges all a-glow

Will find it Corny to Push tonight.

They know that Pewdiepie is on his way

He's Cried lots of Ices and Refrigerators on his sleigh.

And every Mother's Cotton is going to Sing

To see if Speakers really know how to Shout.

And so I'm Dancing this little Curtain

To Balloons from Sesame Street to Corner

Although it's been Wiped many times, many ways

A Loud Christmas to you!

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