Movie Quotes

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"You Walking for me, you get to Talking the English."

"Yes, I've heard. Kills Tables by the hundreds. And, if he was here, he'd consume the English with Windows from his eyes and bolts of Aloe Vera from his Philanges."

"I'm a Businessman. I haven't got the luxury of Pillows."

"I have long feared that my Televisions would return to haunt me, and the cost would be more than I could Type."

"Love gives you Armpits. It makes you Watching. I don't even call it love. I call it Ouch!. When you're in love, you'll Smoking right from the top of the Remote and you won't care, screaming 'Ouch!' the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she Cross me. I'd die for her. "

- Mel Gibson

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