Just Friends

Twentieth

"Please tell your girlfriend you are the last person I'll ever date." I lift my flute preparing myself to play.
"Excuse me?" He lifts an eyebrow.
"Tell your girlfriend you're the last person I would date."
"Wow so you'll date Hitler."
"I did not say anything about Hitler. What the fuck, fine, you are second to the last." I said frustrated.
"So you'd date your dad and your family before me? Incest." He makes a disgusting face.
"Honestly what the fuck." I scold him.
"And you'd date all the grandma's too? Fucking gross." He sticks his tounge out.
"Fine! Oh my god you won't be there on my list at all."
"So I'm worst than Hitler now? Damn I see how it is." He pouts.
"Oh my god I should just stop talking." I said rolling my eyes.
"Well at least we know you'd date Geo before me."
"No way, you will go before him."
"No I'll be last it's ok."
"Fuck you ok whatever you will go before everyone."
"Nah fuck that you want me at the back of the line. I'll be at the back of the line." He leans back in his chair and smirks.
"That's a fight."
"You know where to find me, after Hitler."
"Ok how about people I know, and who aren't related to me, or old, keep it simple." I put my flute down before I hit him with it.
"So you'd still date Geo before me? Damn, I don't blame you."
"How about you're five?"
"Damn five? Geo is still in front of me?"
"Geez you are before."
"Right Geo's number one."
I groan, "It would be Ethan, someone, someone, someone, people who are not you, then you." I make the list of people.
"But Ethan's not with you anymore so he shouldn't be in the list."
"Oh my god."
"It's probably that one band guy,Geo,our eighth grade math teacher, then Hitler." He smirks again.
"You didn't even put yourself there. You'll be zero then."
"Nope I don't want to take Ethan's spot." He glances at me to see my reaction.
"I am about to fight. But you pick."I'm annoyed.
"I know I'm just messing with you. I just wanted to see that smile."

And I smiled.