1. How do get 100 babies into a bowl?
A blender
2 How do you get them out of the bowl?
Doritos
3 What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
I didn't cry when I chopped up the baby.
4 What's blue, cold and can't move?
A baby in a freezer
5 Whats pink and spits at you?
A baby in a frying pan.
6 What's louder as it gets smaller?
A baby against a cheese shredder
5. What do you call a baby on a pike?
A lollipop
6. Whats the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can't put a baby in a toaster. It has to go in an oven.
7 What screams and goes round and round?
A baby on a spit roast
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Dead Baby Jokes!
Humor(WARNING) These Jokes are rather violent, horrible and obviously "sick". If you can't handle offensive humor, leave now. Just a collection of dead baby jokes. Some my friends made up, some I found on the internet.
