Chapter 13
TOBIAS POV
I wake up super early and couldn't go back to sleep. I think about Tris for a while until I decide to get out of bed, Dumb and Dumber as Tris called them are still sleeping and snoring loudly. I get dressed fast so I don't have to hear them anymore, I wonder which one is dumber....
Uriah, it is most likely Uriah.I laugh to myself and walk out of the room, I see a person sitting at the breakfast bar eating an Apple.
It's Tris.
I decide I'm gonna scare her cause she is reading and hasn't noticed me yet.
I slowly go up behind her and get ready.
And in one motion I put both my hands on her shoulders and say "boo"
She jumped. I laugh a bit. She gives me a death glare and slaps my arm."Owwww" I say rubbing my now red arm.
"You better be glad you didn't get worse, you just snuck up on a person who has been trained in self defense most of her life." She states and I shrug.
I go into the kitchen and make some toast, I spread some peanut butter on it and grab a banana and sit next to Tris.
We sit there in silence eating. When we finish everyone is still asleep."What do you say about waking up the others?" I ask with an evil grin
"We out ran them last time, shall I wake Lynn first or do you want an angry Lynn after us?" She asks
"Wake Lynn first, if we don't we will be asking for it." I say an she shrugs
"You get to wake her this time." She says with a smile "I'll come up with a plan while you do."
And with that she walks away. I sigh now I have to wake up Lynn, this should be fun.....I walk into her and Shaunnas room carful to be extra quiet. I gently shake Lynn.
After doing this for a while I bend over and whisper in her ear.
"Me and Tris are gonna wake everyone up, you either get up now or join what fate awaits them"
And with that she shoots up "I'm up, I'm up." She says and I shush her and point to Shuanna. She nods and I gesture towards the door and we walk out to find a Tris who is in deep thought grinding evilly."Come up with an idea yet?" I ask and she nods. She pulls out air horns and whip cream bottles frame behind her. Me and Lynn look at each other and smile.
We each grab a blow horn and whip cream"Four, you get dumb and dumber. Lynn you get Shuanna and the boys. I'll get the princesses and when we are done whip creaming them we will come out her and use the air horns. Got it?"she asks and me and Lynn nod.
I walk back int my room and start whip creaming the idiot brothers. I give Zeke a Santa beard and glasses and I give Uriah a big swirl that covers his whole faces except his nose and mouth.
I go out and meet back up with the girls.
Tris holds up three fingers. She puts one down after the other and when the last finger drops we all three blast our air horns.We hear a couple screams and a few what the hecks and we don't think we just run out of the house while laughing our heads off.