"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Jennie is stupid and so are you." Rosé smiled, before getting a pillow thrown her way.
"You two lesbians are the dumbest couple who are not a couple that I've ever known."
"Rosé, it is your duty as a best friend to support me at this time of need, not to insult me or state obvious statements!" Lisa shouted, moving around the room. Rosé chuckled, not taking this seriously, because knowing how whipped Jennie was, she'll probably come back soon and apologize and then Lisa would do the same and then they'd make out. That's how it works, right?
"Lis-" She was interrupted by knocks on the door.
"I didn't know you were expecting guests."
"I'm not." Lisa replied. Okay fuck, she had watched numerous horror films before (without her consent) and like, this is how they always start. Rosé thought the same.
"Go open the door, Lisa."
"Hell no. I ain't dying first."
"You don't understand! If you open it- then I can protect you from behind like Pashoo! Bam! Pew!" Rosé imitated a gun sign but Lisa pushed her towards the door and she chickened out instead.
"I can be the one to protect you from behind, why don't you go?" Lisa mocked and Rosé's face paled.
"Aileen?" Rosé asked, sweat dripping down her forehead as she tried to calm her heart the fuck down before she dies of heart problems and hell nah she is dying before her ship sails.
There was silence and more knocks.
"Not Aileen....?" Rosé muttered, looking at Lisa.
Lisa gulped and grabbed a baseball bat from beneath the bed. Her dad had taught her how to swing a bat when he found out she was gay, expecting her to be as good as the stereotypes set her to be. But nah, like her dad, soccer became her main bitch. Doesn't mean softball wasn't her side hoe though. She could hit. And she could hit hard.
She nodded at Rosé while getting her hands comfortable with the base of the bat.
Rosé slowly opened the door but the person from the other side was way impatient. They pushed the door wide open and Lisa was ready to take her swing.
"AHHHH LALISA WHAT THE HECK?" Jisoo began, shielding her face as soon as she saw the smaller girl and that long ass bat.
"WHY WOULD YOU HURT OUR BEAUTIFUL FACES?" Krystal screamed, hiding behind Jisoo.
"LISA THEY'RE NOT DEMONS." Rosé commented.
"WAIT YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DEMONS?" Krystal remarked.
"YES!" They both yelled.
"AND WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT A BAT WOULD KILL A DEMON?" Jisoo shouted, still covering her face.
"WE DIDN'T WANT TO KILL IT, JUST GIVE IT A CONCUSSION!" Rosé defended their actions. Lisa lowered her baseball bat and sighed a breath of relief.
The two girls panted and looked at each other, before bursting into laughter.
"Idiots." Jisoo murmured, before shoving the door roughly and entering the room.
Krystal and her sat on the floor, eyeing Lisa's medium sized room. As expected, film and music related posters were spread out over her room. Her laptop sat on a simple wooden desk and photo frames were filled with family pictures. They did notice Rosé and Seulgi in some of them.
"So um- to what do I owe the pleasure?"
"Just sit your Thai ass down." Jisoo growled, a bit pissed when Jennie called her, close to a panic attack.
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