So, huh, LadiesMan217. That is your eBay username, right?" Creepy asks Sam
"Yeah, but, it was type so I ran with it." Sam replies
"What do you make of this?" Creepy says as he plays Sam's voice recording.
"My name is Sam Witwicky and this is my cousin Heather Witwicky, okay, and my..."
"Is that you?" Creepy asks
"Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan." Mikaela says
"Last night, at the station, you told the officer your car transformed" Creepy stated. "Enlighten me."
"well, here's what I said, okay?" Sam says. " 'cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen....."
"really?"
"from me, from my home, but it's fine now because it came back" Sam said
"welll, not by itself." Mikaela says as I just sit back and be quiet.
"well, no" Sam also says
"Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy" Mikaela continues.
I try to undo the cuffs before they dig even more into my wrists as Sam, Mikaela and Creepy laugh for a little bit before Creepy suddenly stops and looks at us directly.
"That's funny. That is so funny. What do you know of...Aliens?" Creepy asks
"you mean like a martian? like E.T? nope." I reply
"It's an urban legend." Mikaela states
"yeah" Sam agrees
"you see this? this is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want-and-get-away-with-it badge" Creepy said, showing us his badge.
"right, sure, Creepy" I tell him
"I'm gonna lock you up forever" Creepy says
"oh, God, you know, don't listen to him." Mikaela says. "He's just pissy cause he's got to get back to guarding the mall."
"you in the training bra, do not test me." Creepy said to her. "especially with your daddy's parole coming up."
"What? Parole?" Sam asks
"It's nothing." Mikaela says
"oh, grand theft auto, that ain't nothing?" Creepy asks
"Ain't is not a word, Creepy." I tell him
"shut your trap, missy" Creepy tells me.
"Make me, asshole" I reply just as Creepy slaps me. "you'll regret doing that, creepy"
"oh, I'm scared" Creepy says mockingly.
I just glare at him, wanting to throw a wrench at him
"you know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix? well..they weren't always his." Mikaela says
"you stole cars?" Sam asks in shocked voice
"well, we couldn't always afford a babysitter, so he had to take me along." Mikaela tells him
"She's got her own juvie record to prove it!" Creepy states. "She's a criminal. Criminals are hot"
"hey, Creepy, don't look at my friend that way, you pervert" I tell him
"Shut up, missy" Creepy says as he slaps me again.
"That's be a real shame if he had to rot in jail for the rest of his life. It is time to talk!" Creepy said in a sad mocking voice than gets serious.
