AUSSIE CURSING WITHOUT CURSES

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Your as weak as a newborn jumbuck!
Your as hot tempered as a burnt chop on the barbie!
You can't just walk in here and act like a silly sausage mate!
You're Acting like a spooked frilled neck lizard!
Even a bilby could beat you!
I warned ya mate, the kanga's bite, just like your personality!


These are kinda stereotypical ones XD I am Aussie and I hope no one gets offended. This is a joke btw.

Anyone got stereotypical curses without cursing from their country?

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