One of my personal favourites

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I love to just randomly use something as a curse, for example.

OH... POTATO PEELERS
MOTHER CRABBING CRABS
I SWEAR TO CHOC-MINT

Or use very lame curses

YOU FRICKING FRICKERS
HECKING HECKERS
HECK
FRICK
FRICKINF
HECKING

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