about...... some dude

DEAR MARVEL

i just watched the trailer for infinity war

i just wanna say

MARVEL WILL YOU PLEASE STOP HURTING MY BOY, MY SOFT TINY SON, PETER BENJAMIN PARKER. HE DESERVES SO MUCH MORE. HE WAS JUST ON THE BUS GOING TO FUCKING SCHOOL, YEAH? PROBABLY HAD A SCIENCE CLASS HE WAS SUPER KEEN TO GO TO BECAUSE MY LITTLE ANGEL IS SUCH A NERD, AND YALL WERE LIKE "nah we finna send him to space." HOW YOU GONNA SEND A WHOLE TEENAGER TO FUCKING SPACE TO FIGHT SOME UGLY ASS PURPLE SPACE PRUNE. FUCK YALL

AND I BET YALL ARE GONNA KILL TONY TOO, HUH? WHY CANT YALL JUST LET PETER K E E P A FATHER FIGURE, HOW ABOUT THAT YEAH? NICE CHANGE OF PACE FOR YALL. BUT NOPE, PETER HAD 3 CHANCES AT DAD AND ALL OF THEM ENDED WITH NOT DAD. HES GONNA BE TRIPLE DE-DADDED AND LEFT WOEFULLY DADLESS. GREAT. AWESOME. FUCK YALL. I HATE YOU GUYS. FUCK.

YOU BETTER NOT FUCK HIM UP TOO BAD IN THE BATTLE AGAINST THANOS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. HES JUST A BOY, GODDAMMIT. HE DESERVES BETTER. FUCK. FUCK. SHIT. FUCK.