Son: Hey mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: No! Money doesn't grow on trees!
Son: What are trees made up of?
Mom: Wood
Son: What is paper made out of?
Mom: Wood
Son: What is money made out of?
Mom: Pape-oh my god seriously
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Funny jokes and burns
HumorThese are some funny jokes and roasts all in one book. Some of these my friends have told me. Enjoy!
