Chapter 1

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Archie adds Ronnie, Betty, Juggy, and Kevin to a groupchat.

Archie: Hey guys!

Betty: What is this??

Archie: The best thing to exist!

Juggy: 😰

Ronnie: What is with these dumb ass names?

Juggy: ^^^

Betty changed Juggy and Ronnie to Jughead and Veronica.

Veronica: Bitch, I'm the best thing to ever exist.

Betty: Yup^^

Jughead: Screw it, Bets your the best thing to exist.

Archie: Nah Ronnie is.

Veronica: MY NAME IS NOT RONNIE!!

Archie: I think it's cute.

Jughead: otp otp otp

Betty: otp otp otp

Archie: otp otp otp

Betty: Archie, you totally just ruined the moment.

Jughead: Says YOU!!

Betty: It was one time.

Jughead: IT WAS OUT FIRST KISS!!!!!

Kevin: My Bughead heart❤❤❤

Archie: Nah Varchie is better.

Kevin: I propose a battle of the ships!!
Kevin:

Kevin: I propose a battle of the ships!!Kevin:

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Kevin:

Archie:

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Archie:

Archie: Ha I win!

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Archie: Ha I win!

Jughead: Dude u look like ur in pain!

Kevin: BUGHEAD

Jughead: BUGHEAD

Betty: BUGHEAD

Veronica: BUGHEAD

Archie: Veronica!!

Veronica: Oops.

Archie: I'm tired.

Veronica: It's literally 5 o'clock.

Cheryl: Awww. You guys are like a married couple!!

Jughead: Wtf how did she get here??

Cheryl: I added myself from Betty's phone

Betty: I didn't even know I had ur number.

Cheryl: Well you do

Betty: Duh...

Cheryl: Anyway can we talk about Kevin??

Kevin: I'm right here.

Cheryl: Omg you and Moose are so cute!

Kevin: We're not dating

Cheryl: Too bad.

Archie: I don't ship it.

Cheryl: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT SHIP IT ARCHIEKINS!! ARE YOU DUMB?!?!?!?!?!?

Veronica: Um excuse me, did you just call him Archiekins?

Kevin:

Veronica: ARCHIEKINS I MY NICKNAME FOR HIM YOU SON OF A BITCH GO GET YOUR OWN NICKNAME FOR HIM YOU RED HEAD FREAKO!!

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Veronica: ARCHIEKINS I MY NICKNAME FOR HIM YOU SON OF A BITCH GO GET YOUR OWN NICKNAME FOR HIM YOU RED HEAD FREAKO!!

Archie: YEAH CHERYL!!

Betty: Ah young love

Jughead: Remember when we were like that?

Kevin: When's the wedding??

Archie:^^

Veronica:^^

Cheryl:^^

Betty: Omg what??

Archie: This is boring.

Archie added Reggie Mantle to the groupchat.

Reggie Mantle left the groupchat.

Archie: Whatever.

Betty: Omg my mom just tried to make a joke.

Jughead: Ha

Cheryl: She made you

Betty: Hey Cheryl?

Kevin: Uh oh void Betty.

Cheryl: oh no

Betty: Were you born on a highway? Cuz that's where most accidents happen.

Betty: Maybe if you roll your eyes far enough back you'll actually find a brain back there.

Betty: Is your ass jealous of the shit that just came out of your mouth?

Betty: If you're gonna be two-faced can you at least make one of them pretty?

Betty: I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?

Betty: The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

Betty: What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.

Jughead: 👊

Betty: 👊

Kevin: Drop

Kevin: The

Kevin: Mic

Is this good? Idk

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