Archie adds Ronnie, Betty, Juggy, and Kevin to a groupchat.
Archie: Hey guys!
Betty: What is this??
Archie: The best thing to exist!
Juggy: 😰
Ronnie: What is with these dumb ass names?
Juggy: ^^^
Betty changed Juggy and Ronnie to Jughead and Veronica.
Veronica: Bitch, I'm the best thing to ever exist.
Betty: Yup^^
Jughead: Screw it, Bets your the best thing to exist.
Archie: Nah Ronnie is.
Veronica: MY NAME IS NOT RONNIE!!
Archie: I think it's cute.
Jughead: otp otp otp
Betty: otp otp otp
Archie: otp otp otp
Betty: Archie, you totally just ruined the moment.
Jughead: Says YOU!!
Betty: It was one time.
Jughead: IT WAS OUT FIRST KISS!!!!!
Kevin: My Bughead heart❤❤❤
Archie: Nah Varchie is better.
Kevin: I propose a battle of the ships!!
Kevin:Kevin:
Archie:
Archie: Ha I win!
Jughead: Dude u look like ur in pain!
Kevin: BUGHEAD
Jughead: BUGHEAD
Betty: BUGHEAD
Veronica: BUGHEAD
Archie: Veronica!!
Veronica: Oops.
Archie: I'm tired.
Veronica: It's literally 5 o'clock.
Cheryl: Awww. You guys are like a married couple!!
Jughead: Wtf how did she get here??
Cheryl: I added myself from Betty's phone
Betty: I didn't even know I had ur number.
Cheryl: Well you do
Betty: Duh...
Cheryl: Anyway can we talk about Kevin??
Kevin: I'm right here.
Cheryl: Omg you and Moose are so cute!
Kevin: We're not dating
Cheryl: Too bad.
Archie: I don't ship it.
Cheryl: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT SHIP IT ARCHIEKINS!! ARE YOU DUMB?!?!?!?!?!?
Veronica: Um excuse me, did you just call him Archiekins?
Kevin:
Veronica: ARCHIEKINS I MY NICKNAME FOR HIM YOU SON OF A BITCH GO GET YOUR OWN NICKNAME FOR HIM YOU RED HEAD FREAKO!!
Archie: YEAH CHERYL!!
Betty: Ah young love
Jughead: Remember when we were like that?
Kevin: When's the wedding??
Archie:^^
Veronica:^^
Cheryl:^^
Betty: Omg what??
Archie: This is boring.
Archie added Reggie Mantle to the groupchat.
Reggie Mantle left the groupchat.
Archie: Whatever.
Betty: Omg my mom just tried to make a joke.
Jughead: Ha
Cheryl: She made you
Betty: Hey Cheryl?
Kevin: Uh oh void Betty.
Cheryl: oh no
Betty: Were you born on a highway? Cuz that's where most accidents happen.
Betty: Maybe if you roll your eyes far enough back you'll actually find a brain back there.
Betty: Is your ass jealous of the shit that just came out of your mouth?
Betty: If you're gonna be two-faced can you at least make one of them pretty?
Betty: I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
Betty: The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Betty: What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.
Jughead: 👊
Betty: 👊
Kevin: Drop
Kevin: The
Kevin: Mic
Is this good? Idk
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Riverdale Groupchat
RandomMy take on what the Riverdale characters would text to eachother. The way they text will be different than my other book. It will be kinda like one-shots but they will all add up to a story.