A Meleven Christmas

Health

As they got into health class they were going to be talking about something Mike DID NOT want to talk or even think about and that was: Sex

"Dudeeeee our conversation last night" Lucas whispered to Mike

"Dudeeee Shut Up El is right there" Mike said annoyed

"Ok ok geez man" Lucas said

"Hello Students today we'll be starting our sex unit any questions no ok then let's get started" Mrs. Keller said

"Ok so yesterday we talked about it and you're homework was to think of a question to put in the question box now I should have a total of 25 question so put them in now" Mrs.Keller said

So all the students got up and put there questions in the question box after that was done Mrs.Keller had took the question box and started to give out a question to each student to read
But the thing was it wasn't there question it was someone else's from the question box. And the students read them in a circle. And when it got to El that's where it started to get interesting.

"Ok El your turn read you're question" Mrs.Keller said

" It says I'm not sure if I'm ready to do it and I don't know about my girlfriend what should I do" El said

" Well El what do you think this person should do" Mrs. Keller said

" I don't know they should be honest and talk about it instead of working themselves up about it" El said

"Well spoken El, Mike you're turn" Mrs.Keller said

"Mine says what do girls prefer tongue or hand" Mike said
"what the fuck!!"

"Mike language please" Mrs.keller Said

"Sorry" Mike said

" But Mrs. Keller what do they prefer?" Lucas said trying not to laugh

" well 60% of women prefer tongue according to my research"

Then everyone was bursting laughing

"what don't think this is my first" Mrs.Keller said

"Ok now to the slide show"

"So we all know when you are sexuality attracted you will want to have sex and when you want sex that's being horny" Mrs.Keller Said

"How it works is when the guy takes his penis and puts it in the girl am I right?" She said

"Yes" said the class trying not to laugh

"But if not using protection this can lead to unwanted pregnancies. So today I reserved the library and the girls will got the library with me. While the boys stay down here and practice putting condoms onto bananas I don't know why but the school thinks it's a great way to teach you guys." Mrs.Keller Said

"Well come on girls, boys behave for Mr.Peabody" She said

then next thing you know Mr.Peabody's in the room Mike of course looking terrified Lucas asked

"Mike what's wrong?"

"Mr.Peabody he's the reason me and Max were in lunch detention today because we called him pee body and pea brain" Mike said

"Damn if I was you I would be scared because that guy is the worst" Lucas said

"No really" Mike said sarcastically

"Ok class today we're going to put condoms on bananas so get a team of 3 and get going and I will come around to make sure you put them on right" Mr.Peabody said

So when all the boys got the stuff they needed they got to work. But since there was an uneven amount it was just Lucas and mike. Surprisingly they were the first one done.

" Wow Mike how did you do that so fast?" Lucas asked

"When I was nine my mom made me and Nancy do this for experience" Mike said

"Wow and I thought my family was fucked up" Lucas said

Then Mr.Peabody came around and looked at there banana

"You pass you can go" he said

"Really sweet" Lucas said then grabbed his stuff and went

Mike was gonna go but he was stopped

"Um I didn't say you could go now did I" Mr.Peabody Said

"But.." Mike said

"No buts now go and show me I want to see you do it" Mr. Peabody Said

So Mike had to do it like five times before he got it perfect

Then he thoughts to himself
"Only 3 more classes to go then the arcade here I come" and off to his next class