A Meleven Christmas

Dinner at the wheelers

As Mike was decorating the tree he nearly fell off the stool when Nancy came in and scared him.

"Oh come on what the fuck Nancy"

"Sorry but mom wanted me to come and get you for dinner" Nancy said

As the Wheeler Family sat down for dinner it was silent as always unless they had something to talk about but this dinner was different

"So Mike are you going to kiss Eleven under the mistletoe? Nancy asked

Mike frozen in fear when Nancy said that because their parents didn't know that he kissed Eleven.

"What why would I do that?" He said nervously

"I don't know probably because you kissed her before" Nancy said

Then Mrs. Wheeler said

"Oh Michael so you're kissing girls now so Nancy says"

"It was only once" he says quietly

"Actually it was two times if I remember correctly" Nancy says

"Wow kissed the same girl twice and in middle school guess us Wheeler men have a magic touch" Said Mr. Wheeler

"Well one of you Wheeler men shouldn't be kissing girls in the first place" Said Mrs. Wheeler

"But dad has been kissing you for years mom" Mike says

Then Nancy starts to laugh

"Michael Wheeler after dinner we are going to talk ok?"

"Ok" Mike says

After dinner Mike's Mom comes into his room and it's starts out normal but takes a turn really quick

"Hey mom so what did you want to talk about?" He asked

"Ok so I know you know about the birds and bees talk and I know you're changing and going into puber-

"AHHHH MOM STOP PLEASE STOP" Mike says covering his ears

"Ok back to my point I know you're in high school and you're going to want to do it so I just want to let you know that if you ever need anything then let me know ok?"

Mike was just frozen and thinking
"WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK does she think me and El are going to nooo that's crazy right? Like I mean we probably will. Woah woah woahhhhhh mike WHAT THE FUCKKKKK ARE YOU THINKING?!!?!?! no just no for now?

"Michael? Hello?"

"Huh oh yeah sorry mom I just stared off into space"

"Well goodnight honey"

"K goodnight mom"

Then as she close the door and went to her room mike grabbed his Walky talky and radioed Lucas Dustin and Will

"Guys it's Mike are you there" he said

"Mike what do you want" Lucas asked

"My mom came in and litterally asked if I was planning on doing it with El"

"Mike WHAT!?!?" Will said

"I know it's crazy I know" Mike said

"But would you do it with El" Lucas asked

"Yeah I guess" Mike said

"Oh my god are you serious" Will said

" yeah, No........ I don't know I never thought it until now" Mike said

"Ooooo Mike gonna have sex with El" Lucas started saying

"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS!!" Dustin said

"Nothing except how Mike's mom thinks him and El are gonna do it" Lucas said

"Damn that's fucked up" Dustin said

"I know!" Mike said

"Lucas would you do it with max?" Mike asked

"Yes But you say ANYTHING and I'm going to hurt you" Lucas said

"Ok" Mike, Dustin, and Will said

"Yes like she so hot like why wouldn't I" Lucas said
"But I'd want to at least date 6 months to know that she's committed"

"Good point Well night guys" mike said

"Night"

"Night"

"Night bitches see you tomorrow"

They all laugh and hung up then Mike sat in bed and wondered.

What would happen if I did do it with El it would change everything. How would it go, when would it happen where would it happen would she tell people they we did it? Ugh so many questions and not enough answers and before you know it Mike was passed out wondering.