Who's Really the Crazy One Here?

Chapter 2

You landed neatly on your pedes. You reeled ack at the sick stench of organic materials and placed a servo over your intake.

You looked around at the large cut into the ground you were standing in. It was overgrown with disgusting organic plantlife. You climbed up and out of it spotting a small worn down wooden structure a few meters away. You turned back and inspected the cut again.

"A... crater?" You asked to yourself kneeling to feel the ground, "An old.... one at... that."

You stood up and fixated your gaze on the silhouette of the city a few miles out. You huffed and stretched your backstrut getting prepared for a long walk.

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You ignored the loud honking from the other vehicles as you walked on the dirt path. You eventually got annoyed with the tailgater at your ankles honking that you whirled around and shoved your servo down on its hood causing the back tires to jump up from the ground.

"YOUVE GOTTA... PROBLEM!?" You snapped at them, "TRANSFORM AND... LETS SETTLE.. THIS!!"

There was a shrill scream and a small organic bolted from inside the vehicle. You raised your brows. That was unexpected. You lefted your servo from the large dent you caused on the hood. The back tires slammed back onto the ground.

You hummed inspecting the vehicle allowing a grin to form on your derma. You took a step back and with a little difficulty you scanned the organic planet's vehicle mode.

Your shoulder plates buffed out and rounded as your plates began to shift and change to accommodate the change of vehicle modes. You grinned and inspected your arms showing off the strong protoform below the plates of armor.

Let's see if you can still do this after not being able too for so long.

After a few attempts you eventually transformed and revved your engine causing you to release a staticky laugh. You threw yourself down then road tires spinning sending vibrations up against your chassis.

Holy scrap you've missed this.

You were traveling much faster now. You've caused several organics to jump out of the way and gotten many sharp fists raised at you.

'Yes little organic you would punch a Cybertronian that started driving at insane speeds.' You joked with yourself, 'oh! Just like me!'

You cackled to yourself accelerating more. You whipped onto a paved road engine roaring. You weaved in and out of traffic laughing as you almost got hit several times.

Turned sharply in the middle of an intersection and began to spin in tight circles causing dark lines on the pavement. The roads on the intersection were soon sectioned off and a small rusted yellow car came up as you continued to have your fun.

An organic soon stepped out with some sort of device and brought it to his fleshy intake.

"Ok you hooligan I'm gonna need ya to stop markin' up the concrete." The organic spoke

You screeched to a stop front bumper feet from him.

"And what... if I... don't?" You spoke revving your engine

"Then we'd have to apprehend ya."

You chuckled staticky and transformed kneeling and picking up the organic by the back of his soft plating.

"And how... will you... go about... doing that?" You asked bringing him optic level

"Put him down!" You heard a voice behind you

Turning you grinned at the small yellow mech stingers charged and pointed at you. You tilted your helm and approached him slowly still holding the squirming organic.

"Or you'll... what?... sting me?" You scoffed

The small bots gaze faltered, "I-um-yes. Yes I will!" He spoke causing you to grin larger

He's young, inexperienced, you slipped a servo on a cocked hip, "You wouldn't... zap a... femme bot... would ya?" You spoke with a staticky purr

The yellow mech stiffened, "Y-yes?" He spoke shakily as you sauntered closer

"You sure?" You spoke leaning down to meet his optics straight on

He swallowed thickly somehow nervously meeting your optics. His mistake. Your face lowered as you opened your optics slightly wider dermas relaxing. Your audio fins perked and started to vibrate as you released a low purr.

The bots optics swelled wider as his servos dropped down to his sides his dermas parted and quivering. All of the organics stood frozen unsure of what was going on.

You let your blue optic flash slightly causing the yellow bot optics rolled into the back of his helm and he collapsed at your pedes. You snickered waggling your helm slightly you roughly placed the organic down and started to walk away.

Enough play time. Let's get to business....

Which could also be considered play time.