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Tord just couldn't get enough of them.
Their presence at late nights, there to calm his nerves and keep him in a relaxed state.
His fingertips dancing along their slim, petite figure.
Their intoxicating scent that soothed his anxiety and had him in complete bliss.
The feeling of standing at the top of the world when he was with them.
He simply couldn't get enough of them.
Addicting. Toxic. Irresistible.
He couldn't possibly imagine a day without them.
They were there for him whenever they were needed, dutifully staying by his side and keeping him calm.
They were Tord's royal companion, a lifeline, a soulmate, if you wanted to go that far.
God.
Tord sure did love his cigarettes, didn't he?
Bitch you thought
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